Quote List

Some samples of the ingenius things TACers say... in class no less :D

"And graphite is actually pretty brittle, so I don't think you want to be a graphite woman." CB

"With touching circles, it's a more loving relationship. It's the circles of love.. this book is all about relationships." Mr. Finley

"The effect caused the cause to cause the effect." SO'N

"What are you going from?" "I'm going from just, like, logic." Mr. Froelich & JE

"My microwave works faster than your computer." CB

"So our hair is like urine" Mr. Froelich

"Hair is like our bark." "And last week it was like pee." Mr. Froelich & NM

"The uterus doesn't know (the gender of the baby); it just hopes for the best." JE

"Put the chalk where your mouth is." CS

"Mr. O'Reilly, if badder makes you happy, then go for it." BH

"I can blow my nose - soon I'll be driving a car!" Mr. O'Reilly

"If animals cause you to sin, cut them off." Mr. O'Reilly

"Every time a bell rings at TAC, someone articulates a coherent thought." TM

"Let's be philosophic chickens." Mr. O'Reilly

"I'm trying to make it absurd to the extent that it's understandable." TM

"If you can't see that the table is brown, then you obviously need a stick instead of philosophy." Mr. O'Reilly

"His wife is a manifestation of the house." EL

"He's blaming the screwdriver." ZL

"Your tiny bit of fun is not just a twinkie." "It's an illegal twinkie" Mr. O'Reilly and JD

"But that kleenex box is not God." JE

"The kingdom of heaven is like a broken car." JE